# Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half

- **When:** Fri, Feb 5, 2027 · 6:00 PM CST
- **Where:** 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA, 91303
- **Event page:** https://runthis.run/event/rs-185000-clueless-breathless-5k-10k-half

## Registration

Register on the event's own site: https://runsignup.com/Race/CA/CanogaPark/CluelessAndBreathless?aflt_token=58wBqomPr6bPwa1YDhuKo0IQvrNCjzTq

## Description

December 20, 2025 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?
Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half—a 90s high school holiday run bursting with mall glam, holiday sparkle, and way too much lip gloss.

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Whether you’re a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just trying to burn off those holiday carbs, this race is your chance to be totally buggin’—in the best way.

Choose your challenge:

Clueless & Breathless 5K 🎀 This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid.
Totally Buggin’ 10K 💅 Longer than Cher's holiday gift list—and twice as fierce.
The Alaïa Half Marathon 👠 Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Don’t get mugged—stay hydrated.
The Multiverse Holiday Shopping Spree (Virtual) 🛍️ Run any distance, from anywhere—even the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.

Expect mallcore energy, glam cheer zones, 90s jams, and a sprinkle of holiday chaos.
Costumes strongly encouraged—extra credit for fur-trimmed Santa hats and feather pens.

 📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Run virtually anytime from Dec 20–22, and we’ll mail your medal faster than a boyfriend makeover montage.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.

Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.

 

Parody Disclaimer
This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.

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Source: [https://runthis.run/event/rs-185000-clueless-breathless-5k-10k-half](https://runthis.run/event/rs-185000-clueless-breathless-5k-10k-half) — data from Run This (runthis.run).