Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half
Date and time
Saturday, February 6, 2027
Location
6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA
Date and time
Saturday, February 6, 2027
Location
6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA
Date and time
Saturday, February 6, 2027
Location
6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA
December 20, 2025 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA
Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this? Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half—a 90s high school holiday run bursting with mall glam, holiday sparkle, and way too much lip gloss.
Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races
Whether you’re a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just trying to burn off those holiday carbs, this race is your chance to be totally buggin’—in the best way.
Choose your challenge:
Clueless & Breathless 5K 🎀 This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid. Totally Buggin’ 10K 💅 Longer than Cher's holiday gift list—and twice as fierce. The Alaïa Half Marathon 👠 Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Don’t get mugged—stay hydrated. The Multiverse Holiday Shopping Spree (Virtual) 🛍️ Run any distance, from anywhere—even the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.
Expect mallcore energy, glam cheer zones, 90s jams, and a sprinkle of holiday chaos. Costumes strongly encouraged—extra credit for fur-trimmed Santa hats and feather pens.
📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!) Run virtually anytime from Dec 20–22, and we’ll mail your medal faster than a boyfriend makeover montage.
This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.
Parody Disclaimer This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.
5K
10K
Half marathon